New Way, New Rant

First off I’d like to say thanks again for reading. I know I have had a lot of time between my last post and this one and I think that I have said a few times that this blog is taking a new route but this time for sure it is. I am going to try to keep it updated since I will be deploying in March I want to have a kind of digital journal for all to read. I am going to come out and admit it I have been really bitter in the last few weeks, specifically since the movie “American Sniper “has come out. I have not seen the movie and I don’t know if I will, I am not saying in any way that members of the American Armed Forces are bad or anything. It is super irritating seeing comments on Facebook that read like this “Just seen American Sniper, I’d like to thank everyone in the military for their service.” Why the FUCK does it take a movie about war and how it impacts families for you to thank service members. Thank them on a regular basis not because you saw a MOVIE, which while based on real events is made to be more exciting than it could have really happened. Remember HURT locker yea that was played up huge to draw in audience. But I digress thank your military members on a daily basis not because of a movie. If you want to thank service members don’t do it in a general post on Facebook, send them a personal message or even better idea, talk to your local American Legion or VFW and see if there is a way you can send care packages to service members abroad. Just find better ways to thank them then a post that involves a movie.

 Next I am going to rant about money and college students. STOP taking vacations then complaining about not having money, stop going out drinking hardcore on a weekend and saying you don’t have any money and you are a broke college student. I will admit I don’t have a college degree but I am making more than my counterparts that I went to high school with who have a bachelors. How this possible one is might ask. Well I work hard and I manage my money smart I am not going to brag about my life by any means but be smart about your money and live within your means. Also graduating college isn’t that huge of a deal, congrats you spent 4 or 5 years learning a ton of stuff that you will forget right after the semester is over. Here how minimal your college life is, you graduate at an age of 24, you just spent the last 24 years growing up now guess what you are going to work for the next 40 years of your life, so getting a degree is nothing. Welcome to the working force where you have no winter or summer break and you would rather have a finals week than work on a huge project while your boss breathes down your neck. You can fail a final and still pass a course but you can’t fuck up a project and retry this is real life. So enjoy college and don’t bitch or I will smash your teeth in.

 You are not special because you have a kid or are getting married. “But Coey why am I not special you don’t have any of those?” You are not special because your divorce rate is 50% so guess what you or your best friend will get a divorce that’s not special to me. And having a kid if you are married and plan a kid that’s good and smart. If you get knocked up and then get married that’s Fucked up. If you have a kid out of wedlock but continue to date and live with the other parent that is awesome. If you are just a stupid whore and get knocked up you need to rethink your life. GUYS if you knock a girl up take care of her and your kid no matter what. Being a sucmbag father is a way to take a knife to the neck, that child is half of your DNA so it is half of your responsibility. Also for engagement pictures let’s make them kind of make sense don’t be sitting at a small café eating lunch with your significant other with a guitar just chilling on the table, you look like a douche. Now funny pictures those are ok because we can all laugh together.

 I just realized in about 20 minuets I wrote more than most college and high school kids can write in an hour or two. So I am going to end my rants for now if you have a problem with what I said maybe you should write a blog about it or we can fist fight about it. Oh Markiplier I am still waiting on your response to my MMA fight. If you don’t respond I will call you a coward in the next post and keep harassing you until you respond.

 You are dismissed from my office,

 The CEO